Mitt Romney has dropped out of the 2016 race, but don’t worry America. If you still want an old, out of touch, super rich, Wall Street loving candidate with a history of electoral failure, Hillary remains in the race.
You have got to be kidding me.
The Army has deleted a tweet posted Thursday afternoon referring to “chinks” in the armor of its Special Operations capabilities after receiving numerous accusations of racism.
Federal judge rejects 20th hijacker and delicate French boy Zacarias Moussaoui’s request to be transferred from Supermax prison where the inmates beat him up to Gitmo where he’d eat religiously appropriate meals and watch Harry Potter DVDs with his comrades.
Central America is a cesspool of corruption and crime and we all know the cure for that is free American money!
White House press corps gives Man Who Is Paid To Lie To Us Every Day one more chance to get his head out of his ass. Man refuses.
“For all of its scientific pretensions and empirical posturing, progressivism is not about evidence, and at its heart it is not even about public policy at all: It is about aesthetics.”
Shorter deBoer: “Crap…have we unleashed a brigade of poorly educated, self-indulgent, totalitarian assholes into our movement?” Yes you have, and you deserve every single one of them and all the mockery that comes your way because of them.
Does Obama’s 529 walkback signal the end of the progressive dream? I wish. Gobry writes:
As I have argued previously, the fact that this tax plan was never proposed with the idea that it would actually become law makes it all the more significant, because it essentially represents a political statement of how the progressive movement sees the future. And one feature of the future, for the progressive movement, is (much) higher middle-class taxes.
Progressives have made no secret of their belief that the government should spend a lot more money. Entitlements should not be touched, despite Americans’ increased life expectancy. If anything, the left says, these enormously costly benefits should probably get expanded. Everybody should get comprehensive health insurance. Community college should be free. And so on.
What progressives are a little more shy about admitting, at least when it comes to politicians, is that financing such a welfare state would require not just tax increases on the rich, but also the middle class. Today’s tax code cannot sustainably support today’s welfare state, let alone the much more expansive one that progressives imagine when they entertain their wildest dreams.
Americans don’t like tax increases. And if you are talking about tax increases that affect middle-class families directly, they will revolt…At some point, the chickens will come home to roost. This little political skirmish is an omen; if it was in a movie, it would be followed by dramatic music. At some point, unsustainable entitlement programs, whether current or future, will require raiding middle-class pocketbooks. And when that happens, the progressive dream will die.
Obama continues to fuck the Kurds in accordance with his foreign policy of fucking our allies and bolstering our enemies.
You think you can’t possibly dislike the anti-vaccine hippies anymore, and then they open their mouths and blab on about “essential oils.”
This is how the CIA is supposed to work…but you shouldn’t know anything about it. Well done, boys. Israelis just took out Mughniyah’s son too a couple weeks ago, by the way. Important to remember the 9/11 Commission, federal prosecutors and U.S. district court all found that bin Laden went to Iran/Hezbollah/Mughniyah for help and got it. Mug showed al Qaeda how to carry out the ’98 Embassy bombings. Pages 240-241 of the 9/11 Commission report: Mughniyah is in there, although not named. “During the operation, the CIA and Mossad had a chance to kill Qassem Soleimani, commander of Iran’s Quds Force, as he and Mughniyah walked together…’At one point, the two men were standing there, same place, same street. All they had to do was push the button,’ said one former official. But the operatives didn’t have the legal authority to kill Soleimani, the officials said.” God. Fucking. Damnit!
The Left has to ruin everything. You can pry McDonald’s from my cold, dead hands, Pinkos.
It appears there are no levels of ridiculousness to which Western culture will not descend.
Most expectant mother’s would laugh if someone were to ask them if they were a man or a woman because the answer may seem obvious. However, one simple question on a health questionnaire has the power to change the way society defines motherhood as a whole. A New York City Health Department form for parents requesting birth certificates now asks new mothers if they identify as male or female.
This Kristof column – like most Kristof columns – is an ostentatious, status-seeking display of empathy meant to make Kristof and his readers feel morally superior without having to actually think. The impersonal economic and social forces that contributed to Green’s undoing have little if anything to do with empathy or the lack thereof.
Endorsed: every teenager should have to work a shitty job.
Dear Leftists,
Here’s a white male who *actually* wants to fuck your world up. Worry about him.
RAF Typhoon fighter jets were scrambled on Wednesday after two long-range TU-95 “Bear” bombers were detected flying over the English Channel. The incident was last night described as “yet another in a series of deliberately provocative” measures by President Vladimir Putin which confirmed that Nato’s status had moved firmly from “rival to adversary”. Sources within the Ministry of Defence last night revealed that one of the two long-range bombers was carrying at least one air-dropped “seek and find”d nuclear warhead-carrtying missile, designed to seek and destroy a Vanguard submarine.
Should women be Navy SEALS? No. Here’s why. Hint: Because men and women are different.
Stop trying to raise taxes, asshole.
Remember when President Says Stuff thought running up the debt was “unpatriotic.” Lulz.
Four cop witnesses say officer shot man with hands raised. Cops allowed him to bleed to death for 70 minutes. No charge.
Well, you elected a socialist. So lots of rich people and lots of poor people is what you get.
Corporations supposedly control everything. Somebody forgot to tell ExxonMobil.
The Worst Generation. The child dummy who compares Missy to Nicki Minaj in this article needs to GTFO. How dare you.
“It thrills me that labor suffered a defeat at the hands of capital. I celebrated the Super Bowl ads (especially that one where girls threw like girls and we were supposed to pretend that they weren’t throwing like girls)”
Like most government programs, Head Start is a failure. So naturally Obama wants to expand it so it can fail even harder.
