Yes, thank you. Dispense with this terrible idea at once.
No time for allies. Gotta make sweet, sweet love to our enemy, Iran.
How to raise children who can handle freedom: “postmodernism’s rejection of our ability to know truth leaves us uniquely primed for subjugation”
America used to know how to assimilate immigrants. What changed?
Government-run health care, everybody. Oh, you need medical care? Too bad. Government employees decided to have a temper tantrum. Oh well.
Gotta carry on Sanger’s legacy and get rid of the poors, baby!
We’re so respected in the world under President Smart Power. Peace breaking out everywhere. Earning that Nobel Peace Prize every day.
VA employees who contributed to veterans’ deaths due to delayed care are back on the job after 19 months of paid leave
The best explanation for the bizarre adult coloring books phenomenon I’ve read so far
Sending unreliable small boats into the middle of a budding regional war in the Gulf was not smart. Does Obama care? (No.)
Archaeologists find shrines to 2,000 year old Egyptian family they say could have been the ‘Brangelina’ of their time
Ian Tuttle on the alarming, predictable spike in sexual assault by immigrants in Europe