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Your Morning Cup of Links

I hope Amazon sues Cuomo for this.

Again, the only thing universities are teaching kids these days is how to be mentally ill.

lol death is everywhere

“More and more millennials are doing away with cranberry sauce. Seriously. Why don’t you just move to Iran?”

3D printing classical paintings for the blind

The sex lives of bears

Anyone who is left defending him at this point has to be regarded as basically being okay with making fun of disabled people for their disabilities. Which, is to say, we can finally dispense with the fiction that anything can or should be done to woo these folks to vote for the Republican in the general when Trump inevitably loses.”

“The Walking Dead” is not a show about zombies or survival. It’s a show about humanity. Totally agree with David French here about Sunday’s mid-season finale. It was pretty meh. (And I too will never forgive them for killing off Shane.)

Shakespeare’s kitchen discovered in Stratford-upon-Avon dig

Fat cat art

We let Leftists vote. What’s the difference really?

American hero

Ms. Herzer painted a picture of an elderly media mogul in rapidly declining health and estranged from his children, including his daughter, Shari Redstone, who serves as vice chairman of the boards of both Viacom and CBS. According to court documents, Mr. Redstone must be carried around the house, no longer reads or watches the financial news he once avidly followed, and is unable to talk “except brief grunted responses.” Yet he remains “fixated on having sex on a daily basis” and eating steak, despite his doctor’s warnings against both.

Hey idiot hypocrite Lefties, stop blaming pro-lifers for the Colorado Springs shooting. This scumbag was clearly mentally ill and not representative of any group of people or political cause. Also, the claim that he said “no more baby parts” is still unconfirmed and comes from an anonymous source of the reporter who started the “hands up, don’t shoot” lie from the network that edited the Zimmerman tape. So, take it with many grains of salt. This loon spent five hours in the Planned Parenthood clinic and didn’t harm any staff or patients. Odd “terrorism.”

I’m sure the moderate leaders in Iran will put a stop to this!

As always, fuck MSF, Amnesty, and all these alleged “human rights” organizations.

Saudis deny claim the kingdom executed an £8million thoroughbred racehorse because it was gay

Out of all the hackish “Protect the Precious” things the media has done in the last 8 years, completely letting Obama and Hillary skate on their Libya disaster is possibly the worst.

Never change, Guardian: “Before we set up colonies on Mars, we need to discuss renaming its moons: Keeping Phobos and Deimos, which means ‘fear’ and ‘terror’, implies it’s totally cool to demonize our neighbor in the sky”

Oh wow, this will defeat them in no time.

LOL Academia speaks!

Feel good story of the day

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To avoid letting the terrorists win, make them lose.

This column is exactly what ISIS wants.

Americans aren’t going to get good governance until voters reward candidates for aptitude, not attitude.

A review of the Musée d’Orsay’s exhibit: ‘Splendours & Miseries: Images of Prostitution in France, 1850-1910’

Interesting piece on an alternative to settling Syrian refugees in Europe or America

Democrats: The Party of Freeloaders Unite

That is what it has come down to this election season. Democrats claim that their affinity for “free stuff” makes them the more generous, charitable, and altruistic party. In reality, they are just more willing to take money that does not belong to them, that was earned with the hard work of other people, and give it to voters they want to bribe.

They know they have virtually nothing else to run on, especially not the failed policies of the last 8 years. So they move down their laundry list of the average person’s responsibilities, declaring everything should be free. Then they hope there are enough voters who are complete freeloaders or lack the critical thinking skills necessary to understand you can’t run a country by making everything free except to run it into the ground.

A new partnership with Google allows art aficionados to take virtual strolls through the British Museum’s treasures

Doctors turning to direct pay health care

Michael Rubin on the untold Iraq that is flourishing and experimenting with (relative) liberalism

Good piece by Damon Linker on the moral stupidity of the refugee debate

This MRI captures the beauty of a mother’s love

Per capita, Baltimore reaches its highest ever homicide rate

Why Assad has no interest in defeating ISIS, Part 889.

This holiday season give your elderly loved one a fake cat that is incapable of love

Lol. This fucking fraud. You’re all being had, Trumpkins. How you don’t see it is beyond me.

Trump adviser: “I hate it when they say we should have limited government.”

LOL This is the fourth or fifth big government position he’s taken just in the last 24 hours.

Please tell me this is satire

A quarter of British men believe that they experience a monthly ‘man period’, according to new research.

I refuse to believe this. He has to be trolling.

Of all the characters in “Star Wars,” creator George Lucas says he’d be Jar Jar Binks.

WUT

THINX underwear has now included a more gender-neutral version in their line of period underwear after many transgender men had asked for just that, Mashable reports. The period underwear brand, which originally launched two years ago, had come under fire for their initial tagline, “Underwear for women with periods,” since many transgender men also get their periods.

What a dumb time to be alive.

Nursing parents are typically referred to as “nursing mothers” or “women who nurse.”…According to Trevor MacDonald, a transgender father who has nursed his two children, “I think what really surprises people are the numbers” of transgender people who nurse babies. “The general public doesn’t give a second thought to female-gendered language, because it doesn’t cross most people’s minds that anyone other than women could possibly nurse.”…Despite acknowledgment by many in birthing communities that pregnancy is not limited to women, the language used by most people still hasn’t changed…The term “mother” is itself problematic.

When the Trumpkins get me down it sometimes cheers me up to be reminded how utterly batshit the other side is.

A kindergarten teacher in Bainbridge Island, Wash., actively denies her male students the opportunity to play with Lego blocks in order to encourage her female students to play with them. Karen Keller bars the boys in her class from playing with the colorful blocks, even going so far as to lie to them about their opportunity to play.

“I always tell the boys, ‘You’re going to have a turn’ — and I’m like, ‘Yeah, when hell freezes over’ in my head,” Keller told the Bainbridge Island Review. “I tell them, ‘You’ll have a turn’ because I don’t want them to feel bad.”

Keller does this because she saw the boys in her class gravitating toward the blocks during their “free choice” play time while the girls flocked to dolls and crayons. Keller’s solution was to deny the blocks to the boys, who wanted to play with them, in order to encourage the girls to play with them. The Review article offers no indications about how Keller gets the girls to play with something of which they have no interest.

Keller had originally tried to entice the girls by providing pink and purple Legos, “But it wasn’t enough.” So she requested a grant from her school to purchase Lego Education Community Starter Kits for three classrooms at the Captain Johnston Blakely Elementary school, where she has taught for seven years. She requested the grant without telling the school she would be denying boys access to the toys.

“I just feel like we are still so far behind in promoting gender equity,” Keller said.

LMAO

Short story vending machines

The greatness of William Blake

Time for the most important award of the year: Bad Sex in Fiction

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An all-female Shakespeare company (which I think is stupid, but whatevs).

We have become a society averse to every sort of pain, holding up a life free of distress – even the incredibly mild distress of hearing words that might be construed as offensive – as the highest ideal. Aversion to pain easily becomes an aversion to responsibility, and the devaluation of achievement, because very little worthwhile is achieved without suffering. Despair can be defined as the absence of achievement and purpose – no sense of accomplishment looking back, no eager anticipation looking forward.”

Child soldier turned Ebola fighter

A copy of Vincent van Gogh’s ear has been made using DNA extracted from a stamp licked by the artist, as well as cell samples collected from van Gogh’s great-great-grandnephew.

“My view is that the Left is united by hatred, but we are united by love: love of our country, love of institutions, love of the law, love of family, and so on.”

In case you needed a reminder: Late term abortion is utterly barbaric.

Someone has to say this, and it may as well be me. It’s time to eject transgender people–specifically, the screeching, bullying, authoritarian trans rights lobby–out of the gay club, at least until they learn how to behave properly to the rest of us…This is not the way gays are supposed to behave. Gay culture, at its heart, is about self-expression and testing the boundaries of what can be thought and said. Gay men are where Mother Nature makes some of her boldest experiments and achieves some of her greatest successes. Alexander the Great, Alan Turing, Freddie Mercury, me.”

Modigliani nude sells for $170.4 million at Christie’s.

At the Metropolitan Opera, William Kentridge takes on a story filled with the psychosexual politics of German Expressionism.

Meet the musicians who risked their lives to bring their songs back to Mali after sharia law banned music there.

The incredible story behind ‘World’s Largest Cat Painting’

Q. How many government employees does it take to run a Twitter account? A. TWENTY.

No one cares how you feel. You’re lucky to be feeling anything, traitor scum.

Pentagon officials point out that they are already providing Manning not just with hormone therapy (daily doses of estrogen and testosterone blocker) but also with women’s underwear and sports bras — the first time the Defense Department has ever provided such care. Estimated cost of her treatment: between $18,600 and $27,600 over a four-year period. “The military has an obligation to provide for the health care needs of incarcerated inmates,” said U.S. Army spokesman Wayne Hall, emphasizing that for privacy reasons he could not address Manning’s case specifically.

Incredible. Incredible.

This started off as a joke. Then the media found one dummy who needs to get a life. And now people are acting like this is a thing people are really upset about, when it’s not.

The latter.

Lulz

How pathetic. Fucking grow up.

This is so great. George Will pens a column basically telling Bill O’Reilly to go fuck himself.

Unreal. Abolish this garbage agency.

Findings of the 13 Investigates report include: The IRS accepts millions of tax returns – and issues tax refunds – even when taxpayer documents show clear warning signs of identity theft; Confidential IRS policies instruct IRS employees not to tell taxpayers when someone else uses their social security number to earn income; The IRS allows illegal immigrants to “borrow” social security numbers that do not legally belong to them; The IRS is discontinuing a program to notify taxpayers when their social security number is used by someone else to gain employment.

No, Paul Krugman, more government doesn’t make us happier.

How embarrassing. What an embarrassing week for the Left.

Incredible

You can buy clip-on man buns now. I want off this planet.

This is nonsense. There’s a difference between getting aroused and actually wanting to have lesbian sex.

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God I can’t wait until we kill this motherfucker. I dream about it.

Before her death earlier this year, American hostage Kayla Mueller was repeatedly raped by the top leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, according to counter-terrorism officials. Mueller’s family confirmed to ABC News that government officials have told them that their daughter, who would have turned 27 today, was the victim of repeated sexual assaults by al-Baghdadi. “We were told Kayla was tortured, that she was the property of al-Baghdadi. We were told that in June by the government,” Kayla’s parents, Carl and Marsha Mueller, told ABC News today.

If I hear one more American claim there’s a “war on women” in this country I’m going to blow my head off. This is the War on Women. Shut your spoiled mouths. Seriously, read that article. It’s a horrifying but necessary read.

Good for the WaPo editorial board. It’s absolutely shameful for this administration to raise the world’s greatest symbol of freedom while telling the few Cubans actually fighting for it to bugger off.

You guys, this gives me so many ideas.

“I initially wanted to be an elephant, but it wasn’t going very well,’ said Thwaites. ‘I visited a shaman, and she said “you’re an idiot”. So, I decided to be a goat.’

“Funded by the government” OF COURSE.

YES

Disney has announced it is creating a 14-acre space dedicated to “Star Wars” in both its Orlando, Florida and Anaheim, California theme parks that will transport guests to an immersive new planet inhabited by humanoids, aliens and droids. It will be the largest single-themed park expansion ever for Disney Parks, it was announced by Bob Iger, who promised a wholly unique experience. Each store and restaurant will stay true to the “Star Wars” anthology and there will be creatures roaming through the parks. There will also be a lifesize Millennium Falcon as well as Mos Eisley Cantina.

No better way to convince people that it should be privatized than to do this, union idiots. Hope your union gets smashed to bits.

Enjoy your big government, high tax, police state, Trumpkins. “His plans to make America great again increasingly look like Obama on stilts with a big bag of cocaine and no limiting principles.” He also took Hillary’s position on the Iran deal and Obama’s position on Ukraine (“I don’t care”), as well as reaffirmed his support for affirmative action. He also apparently wants to deport American citizens and end birthright citizenship (repeal the 14th Amendment). I have sympathy for the idea of ending birthright citizenship, but it’s not going to happen and any candidate who tells you they’re going to do it is lying.

In the last week, European Israel boycotters have cancelled a film about disabled Israeli kids and a concert by an American Jew.

‘Hitler was an Anglo-American stooge’: the tall tales in a Moscow bookshop.

Amazed at Miley Cyrus’s consistent ability to make the female form unattractive.

UC Berkeley is offering a new course on “Game of Thrones.”

Italian cheesemakers threaten to sue Pornhub after seeing their ad comparing Parmigiano-Reggiano to premium smut.

Some people were expected to work hard at their jobs and that gave them the sads. Apparently, we’re all supposed to be upset about this.

“At some level, I don’t really care how things go with America as long as it’s fun to watch.”…“I will vote for Donald Trump (and to a lesser extent Bernie Sanders) because he represents hope”…”“He will expect greatness from us, he will tell us how to get to great”…“He’s got what Obama had in 2007 except he doesn’t have the press adoring him.” Those quotes are from this piece on why people support Donald Trump. This is the level of intellect we’re dealing with here. God help us all.

Also common among Trumpkins: “I want a dictator I agree with, not the one we have now”:

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This is not conservatism. This is ignorance.

Meanwhile, over in the UK, the Labour Party is actually about to experience its “holy shit we nominated Trump” moment.

Boy do I hate being right all the time.

This is equal parts depressing and disgusting.

Behold the works of our partner in peace: A man as cruel as ISIS, but it’s all ignored because Obama.

Over 300 now. Anyone else would be in jail.

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Lunatics protest inside Whole Foods

“If our guileless, simpleton neighbors to the north wish to draw faces on their buckets and treat them like friends, the sparse population density of their pine-fresh taiga wilderness makes this a sad but understandable choice, but the United States is not a receptacle for twee Canadian garbage.” Amen.

Of course he is

Like sex changes, vampires are not real. Merticus, who identifies as one, begs to differ.

The Lion Outrage Mob has forced an unaffiliated dentist with a similar name into hiding. They’ve also vandalized the real guy’s home. Notice the difference between the infantile Left’s outrage and the more mature right’s outrage. People on the right are outraged about the Planned Parenthood videos as much as the Left is about the lion. But the PP people are not in hiding fearing for their lives with their homes vandalized. This because the Left is composed of people who have never grown up. Progressivism is not a politics so much as a psychological obsession with Dad by people who are stuck in permanent adolescence, as evidenced here.

LOL. The country will be much better off the day California finally falls into the fucking sea. It’s just beyond parody at this point.

Clickhole is a national treasure.

The nanny state now wants you to restrict the smell of your BBQ to your own property or face fines. BTW, if you call the authorities on your neighbor for BBQing, you should be banished to someplace terrible for the rest of your lonely, miserable life.

One of the greats has passed. A great historian and champion of freedom. Very sad. His work will long endure. RIP

WaPo confirms what anyone paying attention has known for years: the Obama administration is full of arrogant, utterly incompetent fools.

Andrew Stiles is a national treasure. This is amazing.

Iran’s lawyer has something to say.

The Democrat frontrunner is under FBI investigation. Think that will lead the news tonight? ROFL

I see it’s that time of year again, so it’s time for my annual message: Truman had no choice but to drop the bomb and your BS historical revisionism is invalid. It’s really that simple.

Chinese TV host to be punished for insulting Mao in private.

Government nutritionists may have gotten something wrong? Well I never!

British SAS sniper saves 8-year-old from being beheaded by ISIS.

A flight leaving Norway was delayed almost five hours after nearly all crew members failed a breathalyzer test.

“May I dry hump you?”

“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” Sing-A-Long version to be released in UK theaters.

The joy of socialized medicine

A cancer drug hailed as one of the biggest breakthroughs since chemotherapy will not be made available on the NHS, despite research showing it doubles survival.

“We Zimbabweans are left shaking our heads, wondering why Americans care more about African animals than about African people.”

“Thanks to Obama, the true price of electricity in the US is likely to almost quadruple in the next 15 years.” No problem, bro. We’ll just ‪#‎RaiseTheWage‬ to $60 an hour. Easy peasy.

Everything’s offensive. Everything.

Great news, everyone. You can now walk around with classified material on a USB flash drive sans clearance and sans consequences.

White House last week: Iran can be trusted to turn over evidence from Parchin.
Intel community the next day: Iran is already destroying evidence at Parchin.

The miracles and glories of socialism

Well, well, well, what do we have here

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Oh FFS

New Yorkers Against Gun Violence has launched a campaign begging Apple to get rid of the gun emoji because that will “show America wants stricter access to real guns” and then fewer people will be murdered or something.

Wow. Whatever is coming next they are terrified of it.

Bros before hos

We are wallowing in this moral swamp because the Supreme Court accelerated the desensitization of the nation by using words and categories about abortion the way infants use knives and forks — with gusto, but sloppily.”

ISIS is selling 9-year-old sex slaves for $172. Don’t get upset, America. Stay focused on the lion.

Oh my god. I’m speechless.

A Syrian insurgent group at the heart of the Pentagon’s effort to fight the Islamic State came under intense attack on Friday from a different hard-line Islamist faction, a serious blow to the Obama administration’s plans to create a reliable military force inside Syria. The American-led coalition responded with airstrikes to help the American-aligned unit, known as Division 30, in fighting off the assault, according to an American military spokesman and combatants on both sides. The strikes were the first known use of coalition air power in direct battlefield support of fighters in Syria who were trained by the Pentagon.

The attack on Friday was mounted by the Nusra Front, which is affiliated with Al Qaeda. It came a day after the Nusra Front captured two leaders and at least six fighters of Division 30, which supplied the first trainees to graduate from the Pentagon’s anti-Islamic State training program. In Washington, several current and former senior administration officials acknowledged that the attack and the abductions by the Nusra Front took American officials by surprise and amounted to a significant intelligence failure.

While American military trainers had gone to great lengths to protect the initial group of trainees from attacks by Islamic State or Syrian Army forces, they did not anticipate an assault from the Nusra Front. In fact, officials said on Friday, they expected the Nusra Front to welcome Division 30 as an ally in its fight against the Islamic State. “This wasn’t supposed to happen like this,” said one former senior American official, who was working closely on Syria issues until recently, and who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss confidential intelligence assessments.

Emphasis mine. Are you high? Dear Christ. I will come work for free just so you have someone on staff who can make these VERY OBVIOUS assessments/do this ELEMENTARY analysis.

In terms of American social life, this is one of the saddest things I’ve read in a long time.

Democrat-run hellhole Baltimore sees its highest homicide rate in nearly half a century.

#ReadyForBernie #FeelTheBern

LOL Idiot learns the hard way how incentives work.

The Seattle CEO who reaped a publicity bonanza when he boosted the salaries of his employees to a minimum of $70,000 a year says he has fallen on hard times. Dan Price, 31, tells the New York Times that things have gotten so bad he’s been forced to rent out his house…The Times article said Price’s decision ended up costing him a few customers and two of his “most valued” employees, who quit after newer employees ended up with bigger salary hikes than older ones. “He gave raises to people who have the least skills and are the least equipped to do the job, and the ones who were taking on the most didn’t get much of a bump,” Gravity financial manager Maisey McMaster, 26, told the paper. She said when she talked to Price about it, he treated her as if she was being selfish and only thinking about herself. Approaching burnout, she quit. Grant Moran, 29, also quit, saying the new pay-scale was disconcerting. “Now the people who were just clocking in and out were making the same as me,” he told the paper. “It shackles high performers to less motivated team members.”

Lol. Robot hitchhikes across Canada and parts of Europe, then tries it in the U.S. and gets murdered in Philadelphia.

Kraft has to recall cheese because people are too stupid to make sure all the plastic is off before they eat it.

Great job, government! You’re just so great and competent. We should have more of you.

Lol. Get fucked, China. We’ll keep him, thanks.

Kind of want to buy it, take it to the range this weekend, and shoot it. I can’t believe we’re really on week two of this shit.

Obama administration tampers with human trafficking report, upgrades countries it prefers (like Cuba) despite it not meeting the criteria.

Lol. “I Will Always Remember Where I Was When Cecil The Lion Was Killed”: “I cried harder than when we discovered my brother was gay and ISIS forced us to throw him off a building…It is times like this I thank Allah that my wife was kidnapped into sexual slavery last year and was spared the horror of learning what happened to this beautiful and majestic creature.”

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This is so embarrassing.

If you’re a pharmacist in West Virginia, get out now.

Ah, the sweet smell of Schadenfreude in the morning.

This video. Just terrible. No protests for this kid, though. He’s the wrong color.

Read Eli Lake on Israel and Saudi Arabia bringing their partnership into the open over fear of Obama and Iran.

Either break the law or remain defenseless is not a choice someone should have to make in a free country. Shame on the garbage state of New Jersey.

ISIS moron bragging online brings an airstrike on himself. Delightful.

That should do it. Wrap it up, folks. Problem solved.

GET HIM! BURN THE WITCH!

Is this a real article? There are people who don’t know this?

“In preparing for this review, my researcher had to watch Emma Sulkowicz, a.k.a. ‘Mattress Girl,’ perform fellatio on an overweight man eleven times. He tells me that he is now seriously considering homosexuality.”

What follows is punchy. By which I mean Sulkowicz gets punched, though she insists in the unhinged copy on her website that everything in the video is consensual. There follows much quivering of flesh and a deeply unsatisfactory blow job. As a queer, I can tell you it is probably the most lazily and messily administered head I have seen in years. If this is the sort of oral sex straight men are getting, can anyone blame them for retreating into pornography and video games?

The president who abolishes the EPA will go down in history alongside Washington and Lincoln. If you don’t own any property/land, you probably don’t understand how bad the EPA is. Read this for a taste.

This story. How can people be this dumb?

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD YES

This person is terrible. Truly terrible. I could barely make it through this insufferable op-ed.

ISIS Loses Key ‘Butter Churn’ Battle on Twitter

Read Bob Owens on the Obama administration’s disgusting attempt to censor firearms-related speech.

No way it can live up to my impossibly high standards for productions of Macbeth, but looking forward to seeing it anyway.

Amazing story of gay North Korean defector who didn’t know that homosexuality existed until he escaped the DPRK.

“You know who drinks wine? Europeans. Americans who drink wine do so because they think they are living in a BBC adaptation of a Jane Austen novel…You are not smart. You are not fancy.” I love wine, but this is a fantastic blog post by Ben Dreyfuss. The URL is pure gold.

Plenty of business-friendly cities in the South you guys can move your businesses to. Come on down.

This is a real story an adult human wrote about arguing with his 10 year old child. Spoiler: The child wins the argument.

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