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Your Morning Cup of Links

JFC. Can people just do the plays the way they’re written? Is that so hard? It makes no sense to have a female Henry V. None. It’s absurd. “Let’s make a movie about Queen Victoria in which she’s a dude,” said no one ever. You know why no one has ever said that? BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING RETARDED.

Unbelievable

Netflix, heir to Dickens?

Important journalism here by Matt Labash. A must-read.

An alternative history of jazz

Handwritten letters are the best

Unbelievable. Say goodbye to Gone With The Wind. What a dumb time to be alive. 

Wut #TheWorstGeneration

Yes. The main reason to like Taylor is that she’s smart enough to do the one thing no other entertainer will do: just shut the fuck up with your opinions and perform for us. That’s all we really want. I don’t want to know what you think about anything.

It’s amazing to me that this needs to be explained but Leftists are dumb.

Sheriff Joe is a terrible human being. Stop pretending otherwise.

First Amendment Protects Cinema’s Right to Show Unicorn Masturbation Scene While Serving Alcohol, Says Judge.” Well I should hope so.

“Does anybody understand what these New Trumpers think they’re achieving?”

What a dumb time to be alive

Does physical labor have a future and is anything lost if it doesn’t?

A brilliant history of U.S. Special Ops

A look at the life and work of American poet A.R. Ammons

Revisiting the phenomenon of Gef, the talking mongoose

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Afternoon Links

The real reason Jeff Bezos grinds Trump’s gears

Truly the dumbest time to be alive. (But please let there be a Confederate general named Dick Vitale.)

The cost of leaving is too high and the cost of winning is too high, so we’re stuck in this stalemate…forever, apparently.

Is ‘slow art’ the next big art movement?

Yes! Now I can’t wait for Christmas.

A must-read: “Down Syndrome Speaks”

Remember: never, ever go to Mexico.

What a disgrace

Italy’s brutal calcio storico tournament

Food at the Tour de France

Is cultural appropriation ever appropriate? (Yes.)

Inside Facebook’s moderation center in Berlin

“For a day, our political troubles were eclipsed”

Nancy Pelosi flunks Constitutional law

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Your Morning Cup of Links

On health care, bipartisan dishonesty is the problem

Exhumation of Salvador Dali’s remains finds his mustache still intact

Goethe: Life as a Work of Art

The limits of a history of the cross in Christian art

Mary Beard on voting in the ancient world

The dumbest thing you’ll read this week

Civil asset forfeiture is un-American and incompatible with a free society

How capitalism saved the bees

Insanity

No, it’s time to actually teach people something in high school, where algebra is supposed to be taught.

Every word of this

“One of the great enduring stupidities of modern economic life is the belief that buying American is somehow beneficial to the United States as a whole.”

What was Wagner like?

“Trump was especially disturbed after learning Mueller would be able to access several years of his tax returns.”

Disband this Party. Unfit to govern.

A new theory of how the moon formed

Hillary’s White House would be no different than Trump’s

Julius Caesar in Gaul

A history of heart surgery

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Your Morning Cup of Links

If you’re surprised that half of Americans don’t know where chocolate milk comes from, you haven’t been paying attention for the last year.

The right continues to become the left. They even have their own “I need a safe space” anti-free speech hecklers now. Pathetic. It’s like a Pandora’s Box of stupid has opened in this country in the last year. “Hey guys, there’s a play about the dangers of mob response to misguided political violence. Let’s be that mob!” Truly the dumbest time to be alive. (P.S. It’s an anti-assassination play, guys.)

This woman is a bitch, but she didn’t kill anyone. This verdict is absurd. As is this one, but I think we all saw it coming.

This secretive billionaire makes the cheese for Pizza Hut, Domino’s, and Papa John’s

Bermuda’s laid-back allure

The scariest thing about the Congressional baseball shooter? His politics weren’t that odd, and his Facebook wasn’t that weird.

The first thing to say about the attempted massacre of congressional Republicans on a baseball field in suburban Virginia is that the motivations of the shooter were unusual. By which I mean that, based on what we know, James Hodgkinson had surprisingly normal political beliefs. He hated Donald Trump, he liked Bernie Sanders, he wanted higher taxes on the wealthy. He was not a Communist or a paranoid knight on a shadowy crusade, but an ordinary Midwestern Democrat with far more rage but the same frustrations as many decent liberals. Where modern assassinations are concerned, such normal partisan motivations are more unusual than you might think.

Hodgkinson’s seeming normalcy, his angry but relatively mainstream Democratic views, might be a warning sign for the future of our politics. The turmoil of the 1960s and 1970s generated segregationist terrorism on the right and a revolutionary underground on the left, but it did not produce much partisan terrorism, violence inspired simply by fear and hatred of the opposition party. Now, though, we hate each other simply for being Democrats and Republicans more than ever — and violence inspired simply by the polarization of the major parties would be a unique and novel threat.

We have the space to keep our bearings — which includes remembering that hot political rhetoric is a normal part of high-stakes debate, that lies are wicked but insults are very small-d democratic, that comparing self-aggrandizing presidents to Caesars is as American as apple pie, and that martial metaphors are not incitement. Only incitement is incitement. Police what you say for lies, for slander, for stupidity, for simple vileness. Don’t be Sean Hannity; don’t be Kathy Griffin. Abjure the sword, the gun, the bomb. But don’t parse your every word for what a maniac might make of it. This is a free country, and still, thank God, a mostly peaceful one. Say what you believe.

“If we follow the course we are on, we will see more unhappiness, more violence, more repressive national-security policies, less prosperity, less freedom, and less of anything that looks like the quite-good-enough America we already have….So, the election didn’t go your way. That means America is finished, defeated, corrupted beyond redemption? Grow up. Nobody said being free would be easy. We, all of us, have work to do — childish fantasies and childish temper tantrums aren’t getting it done. The next time you feel yourself tempted to call one of your fellow Americans a “traitor,” you should give some serious consideration to the infinitely preferable option of keeping your damned-fool mouth shut.”

Oh no, I hope they don’t bring value and convenience to American food consumption. That would be just terrible.

From Russia with blood

“The Bell Tolls For ‘Whom'” #TeamWhom

The Whitney’s identity problem

The reality of Joyce’s Ulysses

Why do Americans smile so much?

 

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Unusually Stupid Primate of the Week (and all the weeks)

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May 1, 2017 · 1:36 pm

Oh fuck off

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Congrats to the humorless Leftist pricks on Twitter who made Cinnabon delete and apologize for this cute tweet (which I’m confident Carrie Fisher would have found funny).

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Oh and then Steve Martin dared to say Carrie Fisher was beautiful in his tribute tweet and you scolds hounded him until he deleted that too. You’re the reason we have Trump, you stupid motherfuckers.

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Your Morning Cup of Links

OMG, you guys. Cards Against Humanity, but with Shakespeare. Be still my heart.

Here are a bunch of police officers who need to be fired.

When polarization gets dangerous

How museums have gone from being about something to being for somebody

Beach Boys song too sexually offensive for University of Kentucky

How misguided federal policies keep Native Americans trapped in poverty

Ambiance for a Victorian spirit at a bar called Oscar Wilde

LOL Shocking!

Just another attack by our friend Russia

This will be a disaster. Yet another reason to wean myself off of Facebook.

Philip Larkin gets his memorial stone at Westminster Abbey

English medieval embroidery might seem an odd subject for a book, but this is no ordinary volume.

An “essential” Goethe that is anything but

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